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So far this weekend, I've witnessed THREE incidents of men urinating in front of me. What the fuck, Manhattan?

1. On Bowery, on the way home from the Bowery Ballroom, Saturday night, around 12:45am, nicely, dressed buff black guy, peeing into the gutter. Facing traffic, with his back to pedestrians on a busy block, as the ten or so people around pretended to look away. He was dressed in all black and looked like he was going clubbing.
2. Random Hispanic guy, in his 30s, average built, facing a corner of a building on a deserted side street, around 9pm Saturday night. He was about to unzip but heard me and Beta coming down the block and put his hands in his pockets, and pretended not to be doing anything. At least he was polite about it, I guess.
3. Just now, 4:30pm, walked up behind some middle-aged skinny Asian guy zipping up his fly and redoing his belt. He'd presumably just finished urinating onto the grating outside a shuttered restaurant. In the middle of the afternoon! Broad daylight! There was another woman coming the other way?
   

I thought only hoboes could get away with this type of shit, but all three guys were dressed nicely and seemed like normal human beings.